Apparently 10 pm is a good time to yell at the little girls to clean out the guinea pig cage.  When you discovered that the pigs were chewing on the cable, that was apparently also a good time to undertake a big project to protect their cage, using my flexible cutting board and repeatedly yelling at people to get you things for your project.  I also really loved how you threw a bunch of stuff that disgusted you off the mantle and onto the floor, leaving ti there for me to take care of later.